Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.