Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What are short men called?

Friends.