Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."