Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope