Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.