Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.