A quantum mechanic. lel
He fell out of the tree.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
It was time to split.
Schrdinger's cut
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.