Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.