What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.