What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts