What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner