What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.