What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.