What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer