Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.