Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.