What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.