A ginger bread man.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
He didn't knead any more dough.
Lighting fires.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
A. Limp biskit