Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.