Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why, Bro?

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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He had only one pupil.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."