Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side