What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.