What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.