Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.