Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.