What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now