Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Luigi Jokes More Luigi Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.