ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.