Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Aspirin sorry guys
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Chillin.
Because he only had 12 followers.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
On the side of his head.
Let's knot."
Because they keep stepping on the string.
and "Just heard our song"
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
They prefer a cat-alogue.
Watt-er
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
