Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Mini Soda
Ramadamadan.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.