What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."