What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent