Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently