Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran