How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.