How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!