How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "