What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.