What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!