What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian