What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.