Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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A rushin' russian.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.