Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream