Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."