Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar