How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor