How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.