How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.