How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.