How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.