How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.