How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims