How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u