How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.