How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.