How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."