Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."