When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

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How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.