What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"