What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.