What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."