What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.