What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!