What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing