What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.