What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!