What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers