What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.