Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

removed

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.