Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.