How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.