What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss