What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.