What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.