What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here