Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.