In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
I missed you
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Because he was dyslectric.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)