Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!