Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".