Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.