How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.