How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."