you get a VHS tape.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
When it's being built!
Neighbor
Entering the friend zone.
He married his cousin.
Get out of my son!
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
We can still be brother and sister.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
They might give you Hi-V back!
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Pigpockets.
Because 7,10,11!
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.