you get a VHS tape.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
A: It loses its cool.
He flew off the Handel
First time posting to .
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Michelle
They keep getting lost at sea.
There are more birds on that side.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
For planning high trees, son.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
he was undercover *!*
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
