What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.